Soap-Cashmere Chaos

Cashmere Chaos – Purple Monkey Apothecary

Lathering through seasonal confusion since August.

Welcome to the soft side of chaos.

Cashmere Chaos isn’t just a soap—it’s a transitional mood swing wrapped in a sudsy hug. This bar blends creamy vanilla bean and luxurious Cashmere Type fragrance, with a calming dose of lavender essential oil and just enough cedarwood to keep things grounded. It’s the seasonal meltdown you’ll actually enjoy.

Whether you’re sweating in a hoodie or throwing pumpkin spice at a fan, this cozy-meets-chaotic bar is here to help you lather your way through every confusing weather forecast and emotional outburst.

Why You’ll Love It:

♡ Luxurious, creamy lather

♡ Cozy fall vibes with a twist of wild

♡ Long-lasting bar with nourishing plant-based oils

♡ Infused with aloe, kaolin clay, and monkey mischief

♡ Handmade in small batches by the one and only Melinda (yes, the purple monkey helps)

🌸 Scent Profile:

Top Notes: Cashmere type, creamy vanilla bean

Heart Notes: Lavender essential oil

Base Notes: Cedarwood essential oil

Soft, warm, slightly floral, and totally addictive.

Ingredients:

Sodium Sunflowerate (Sunflower Oil), Sodium Olivate (Olive Oil), Sodium Cocoate (Coconut Oil), Sodium Mango Butterate (Mango Butter), Sodium Shea Butterate (Shea Butter), Sodium Jojobate (Jojoba Oil), Sodium Sweet Almondate (Sweet Almond Oil), Sodium Castorate (Castor Oil), Sodium Lanolinate (Lanolin), Glycerin, Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (Aloe Vera Juice), Sodium Hydroxide, Kaolin Clay, Maranta Arundinacea Root Powder (Arrowroot), Sucrose (Sugar), Sodium Lactate, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxides (Color), Parfum (Fragrance), Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Cedrus Atlantica (Cedarwood) Bark Oil

Usage Instructions:

Lather. Rinse thoroughly. Regret Nothing.

⚠️ Warning:

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. If irritation occurs, discontinue use and consult your local purple monkey.

Net Weight: 4 oz (113 g)