Melinda's Sunday Shenanigans Episode 4

Happy Sunday, friends!

Some people spend their Sundays meal prepping, folding laundry, or enjoying a nice, calm cup of tea. Not Melinda.

This week, our resident purple chaos machine decided that the massive glitter spill in the studio wasn’t a disaster… it was a branding opportunity.

Here’s how her “relaxing” Sunday went down:

✨ Step 1: Rebrand the Mess
Instead of cleaning, Melinda declared that any sparkle found in beard balm tins, soap bars, or random shipping boxes is now “exclusive shimmer detail.” Luxury, darling.

📦 Step 2: Ship the Sparkle
Orders went out covered in enough shine to make a disco ball jealous. Customers will either love it or wonder if they accidentally ordered from a unicorn.

📝 Step 3: Create a New Job Title
She wrote “Glitter Management Specialist” on a sticky note, slapped it on her chest, and insisted we all address her properly.

🐒 Step 4: Pretend to Rest
Melinda attempted a Sunday nap on the soap curing rack. She claims it’s “ergonomically chaotic.” We call it “please get down before you break something.”

So while the rest of the world winds down for the week, Melinda is out here bedazzling the brand whether we like it or not. And honestly? We don’t hate it.

Until next Sunday — stay clean, stay sparkly, and remember: if there’s glitter in your order… it was absolutely intentional. 😉

💜
The Melinda Smells Team