Melinda's Sunday Shenanigans Episode 2

August 4th – “Messy? Maybe. Magical? Absolutely.”

Happy Sunday, Soap Fam!

Melinda promised she’d take it easy today. You know — light some candles, sip a tea, maybe alphabetize the beard balms again.
Instead? She went full goblin mode by 8:30 AM.

Here’s your weekly dose of unhinged updates straight from the furriest founder in the biz:

🫧 8:42 AM – Bubble Trouble

Melinda discovered the foam cannon attachment.
She will not be giving it back.
The studio now smells like “Cedarwood & Chaos,” and the scale is covered in bubbles and denial.

📬 10:17 AM – Mailbox Meltdown

While “helping” drop off packages, she tried to climb into the outgoing mail bin “to ship herself to somewhere with snacks.”
She left a sticker on every box that reads: “Warning: Contains Vibes.”

💌 11:49 AM - Sack Race

Melinda recruited a small gang of plushies and declared a sack race using our poly mailers. Of course she won, who do you think you’re dealing with?

 

🎨 1:03 PM – Scent Lab Chaos

Melinda invented a new essential oil blend today:

1 part peppermint

2 parts citrus

3 parts “oops, that was eucalyptus”
She named it “Panic at the Citrusco.”

 

🍌 2:40 PM – Business Brunch

She brought a banana to a Zoom call and muted everyone. Then she promoted herself to CEO. Again.

💤 4:02 PM – Strategic Nap (On the Label Printer)

No notes. Just vibes.

She may be messy, but she’s magical — and at the end of the day, Melinda always gets the job done.
Eventually.
Probably.
With glitter.

Catch you next Sunday for more suds, sass, and scented mayhem.

💜
— Team Melinda Smells