Entry July 31, 2025

The Month of Intentions (and Unchecked Impulse)”

Dear Diary,

Today I woke up full of motivation.

By 9:17 AM I had:

● Started reorganizing the soap shelf by vibe instead of scent

● Got stuck inside a shrink-wrap roll (don't ask)

● Drank someone else's coffee (Sorry, Not Sorry)

● Made an “experimental” soap labeled Do Not Use On Humans (Yet)

I was supposed to print labels today, but the printer made that grinding noise again, so I took that as a sign from the universe to go outside and scream into the wind instead.

Also tried to weigh some soaps but ended up napping on the scale. Self-care, right?

At this point, I'm about 43% productivity, 57% glitter, and 100% committed to being the most adorable business liability this brand has ever seen.

Anyway — tomorrow's goal: Don’t cause a foam avalanche.

(No promises.)

Love and lather,

Melinda 💜