Diary Entry August 3, 2025

“Today I tried focus. It ran away.”

Dear Diary,

I had one goal today: print labels. That’s it. That’s the whole list.

By 10:00 AM, I had:

☆ Labeled my own tail

☆ Made a soap called "Executive Dysfunction"

☆ Accidentally turned off the printer by sitting on it

☆ Wrote “YOU GOT THIS!” on 17 sticky notes and stuck them to the dog

Also discovered that shrink wrap doesn’t go on your face. Learned that the hard way...for the second time.

Mid-day I tried “deep work mode” and ended up re-designing all the beard balm names to include the word “spicy.” Example: “Spicy Inked In Black” and “High Spiced Rebel”

I’m not sorry.

Anyway, I may not have finished anything... but I did start seventeen things. That’s progress, right?

Smelling like ambition and regret,
Melinda 🐒