Diary Entry August 20 2025
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Dear Diary,
Today I woke up convinced I could be super productive. I even said the words:
“Let’s multitask.”
Famous. Last. Words.
Here’s how it went:
○ Started a soap batch. Halfway through, I also melted butters for balm. At the same time, I fired up the label printer. Bold move. Bad move.
○ Result? Soap seized, balm bubbled over, labels printed upside down. I’m calling it “abstract efficiency.”
○ Tried to regroup with coffee… immediately spilled it on my ingredient notebook. The recipe now reads like ancient ruins.
○ Told myself it was all “experimental innovation.” Even I didn’t believe that one.
○ Wrote down “Do ONE thing at a time” on a sticky note. Lost the sticky note.
By the end of the day, I had glitter on my socks, beeswax in my hair, and exactly one (1) usable product. Still called it a win.
Multitasking? Overrated. Chaos? Timeless.
Shiny, sticky, and still standing,
Melinda 💜🐒