Diary Entry August 2, 2025

Today I Tried to Be Normal (It Didn’t Last Long)

Dear Diary,

Woke up today and said, “Today’s the day I act like a professional.”
Then I put a beard balm tin in the microwave to see what would happen.

(Spoiler: it happened. It all happened.)

Also tried to help weigh ingredients, but I accidentally fell asleep on the scale again. Honestly? Comfy. 10/10 would nap there again.

I labeled 12 bars of soap before realizing I was using stickers that said “VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.” I left them on anyway. Feels dramatic. Feels right.

Mid-afternoon I decided to host a fake staff meeting with the soap bars. It ended in a glitter fight and one very hurtful comment from a beard balm sample.

Anyway, I stand by everything I did today.

Professionally chaotic,
Melinda 🐒💜