Diary Entry August 16 2025

Dear Diary,

They told me yesterday’s experiment would “come back to haunt me.”
They were right.

Today was supposed to be a normal soap day… but instead, I spent 7 hours battling glitter.

● Swept the floor. Five minutes later, it looked like a unicorn sneezed again.

● Tried to pack an order. The tape dispenser is now permanently sparkly.

● Made coffee. Found glitter in it. Drank it anyway. Now I sparkle inside and out.

● Even the lye pitcher has glitter in it. How?! Why?! Science has no answers.

● Joyce told me I need to “contain my chaos.” I told her I prefer “free-range chaos.”

By the end of the day, I gave up cleaning and leaned into it. If the whole studio glitters, then technically it’s just “on brand.”

Shiny, sudsy, and slightly unhinged,
Melinda 🐒💜