Diary Entry August 13 2025

Dear Diary,

Day 3 back in the studio and everyone keeps saying “You’re finally back in a routine.” Lies. All lies.

Today’s accomplishments (if you can call them that):

🧼 Tried to restock Varsity Swagger beard balm. Somehow made Chrome Casanova instead. Twice.

📦 Packed orders while wearing my camping hat. It’s now permanently scented with sandalwood and bubblegum.

☕ Put sugar in my coffee, then accidentally added mica. Now I sparkle when I talk.

🐒 Created a “Melinda’s Camping Survival Kit” prototype for fun — included soap scraps, a lip balm, and a plastic banana.

🛒 Made a “quick” trip for supplies and came back with marshmallows, glitter, and no supplies.

At least I managed not to set anything on fire. (Unless you count the soap pot. Which I don’t.)

Still thriving in controlled chaos,
Melinda 🐒💜